32 Memes Roasting by an Open Fire

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Oct 16, 2024 7:00 AM EDT

It's official…I'm becoming one of those people who wants to skip Halloween and go straight to Christmas. I never used to be this way; I was the kind of kid who spent August and September thoroughly planning my Halloween costume. Now, all I want is to be the first person at my favorite karaoke night to sing Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses before it becomes painfully overdone. I have less than 15 days and have literally no ideas for Halloween costumes. I could do Luanne from King of the Hill, but that's not creative! Why can't I just buy gifts for everyone I love and get on with it? It's cold enough to be Christmas right now, so why don't we act like it? Skipping autumn would be best for everybody involved. If you're ready for ugly Christmas sweaters and romps in the non-existent snow, these memes might make time fly by a little faster. 

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    BRITISH OWLS Barn Snowy Tawny Teat
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    ok so you're brad pitt and that impress you much right? that impress you much right?
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    omg Mexico is leaving the EU MEXIT
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    Icona @lconawrites www The days between Christmas and New Year's Eve are a liminal space. Lose track of time. Spend all day in your pyjamas. Organise your wardrobe and accidentally stumble into Narnia to have tea with a faun. There are no rules.
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    nash™ @itsnashflynn i'm an idiot but secretly a genius but even more secretly than that, i'm an idiot 10:32 AM 2020-03-05 ⚫ Twitter for Android 1,995 Retweets and comments 6,702 Likes
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    Me as a wife Today 2:15 pm babe i know you're at work but i just want to ask if you still love me bc the way you put on your shoes this morning looked angry and also can you bring chicken nuggets
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    Me trying to listen to my own advice
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    When your headphones are broke and it only works in a special position
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    Earnest Borgnot @EBorgnot Chad Kroeger from Nickelback loves appearing in nativity plays. He's been a shepherd, an Inn keeper, he's even played the back end of the donkey. But he's never made it as a wise man 7:15 PM - 26 Nov 21 Twitter for iPhone
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    Where did the IT guy go? He probably ransomeware hwe
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    Me: turns off the fan because it's too cold Everyone else in the helicopter:
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    The weatherman: Dress for the mid 80s today. Me and the boys: N EVISION
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    When Your German Friend Has Pants So you have hosen...
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    Please stop poking me in the eye I am the son of God
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    ellory smith spooky & hot @ellorysmith have you ever been chilling minding your own business and realize your jaw has been tightly clenched for the last 15 years
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    That's a nice ham you got there. Be a shame if someone put an 's' infront of it and an 'e' behind it
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    soul nate @MNateShyamalan me: you don't like any of my gifts her: no! the five golden rings were nice. it's just- me: too many birds? her: really bird heavy this year
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    Amanda Gail @the_amanda_gail Do you wash down the kitchen counter and stare in awe of the beauty you just created or are you under 30?
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    When you add 10 fruits and half a banana to your smoothie The banana: Look at me. Look at me. I am the flavour now.
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    Me watching my husband sleep. soundly at 2 am instead of being wide. awake with anxiety like me. @momsconfession
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    are you ok ok so you know how mario and luigi are called the mario brothers? so does mario not have a first name or is his full name mario mario? I'm fine QWERTYU Λ J L C
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    Nina Parker @theninaparker Your next task is to not mention how dark it is at 5pm for the next 3 months.
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    FEB 14 Su 07 Well at least someone is going to be spoiled on Valentine's Day P
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    YUP Yup That Exists @yup.that.exists This company is selling bath bombs that are shaped like toasters, stating it's "a bathbomb to die for". PRACTICE TOASTER BATH BOMB USE WITHOUT CARE! NET WTS 02
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    I was in hot topic and this guy RAWR'd at my gf. I bit my lip. ring so he knew what was up and he bit his snake bites. I got closer and bit my lip ring again. He hissed and retreated to the band tee isle. My gf bit her hoodie sleeve and meow'd. It appears | have won this battle. 2:59 am 24 Mar. 19 Twitter for iPhone ⋅
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    Me: how much for this goth cucumber? clerk:that's a cactus
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    When you were trying for a 60% on your math test but you only got a 35% Less than half of what I'd hoped for.
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    Stone Cold Jane Austen @AbbyHiggs ONLY IF SOMETHING BIG HAPPENS Question 2 of 2: How often would you like to get updates about Beef Stroganoff? Daily Weekly A few times a month A few times a year Only if something big happens ○ Never . 11:04 AM 6/5/23 from Earth 236K Views . 730 Retweets 31 Quotes
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    Letter b and d in the word 'abduct'
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    Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD When I pack too much for a short trip. [Eleven pants] DYNEX 800
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    Proudly showing my wife the basil I picked up at the store like she asked Cilantro THE DAD L
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    Cheezburger Image 10416713472
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